Well, sarcastic or not, here I am. So don’t worry your pretty little head.
How’re you today, Charlie?
Today, I’m well. Kinda starving but well nonetheless. How are you today, Patrick?
Do I sense sarcasm? Surely not. I know you were the most anxious, Charlie. It’s okay.
Oh no, Patrick. I was truly worried you wouldn’t show up.
Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Patrick is here.
Oh good, I was starting to fear you would never show up..